Someday

1. I will stop noticing another month has gone by since we spoke.

2. I will learn to ride a bicycle.

3. I will smile when I see myself in the mirror.

4. I will wake up and jump out of bed like my son, ready for a busy day of playing and having fun (whatever is the point of life otherwise anyway)?

5. The sign I keep looking for will unquestionably hit me smack in the face as I walk right into it.